All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-High School Special Teams…
-Meet the worst person in the world.
He's also probably a Miami Heat fan. But he's "been rooting for them since a kid though." Promise.
TUESDAY
-Heyyyyyyyyy! It’s Kevin Ware? Remember him? Good to see you buddy!
You know damn well you yelled, “don’t do it!” The minute he
went up.
-Wow.
FLAWLESS VICTORY! Wayyyyy tooo much ass though.
WEDNESDAY
-The
Brows traded their only good player in RB Trent Richardson to the Colts for
their 2014 first round draft pick. The prospect of landing Teddy Bridgewater, Johnny Manziel or
even Taj Boyd in April could be worth it...
Or they could just be the next name to end up on the back of that jersey. I personally hope the latter. I love making fun of Cleveland.
-The
Lakers unveiled their new “Hollywood Nights” Jerseys and…wait a minute…
Hmmmmmm.
THURSDAY
-I
want it. That is all.
-Kansas
City coach (and aspiring Kool-Aid man stunt double) Andy Reid made a triumphant
return to Philadelphia last night as his Chiefs defeated the Eagles 26-16
behind defense, beastly running by Jammal Charles and Alex Smith just being
asked not to do anything stupid.
Meanwhile, it’s back to the drawing board for Philly's new Head Coach
Chip Kelly. Did you see that motherfucking grin he rocked on kickoff weekend as they jumped all over the Redskins?
Well guess what bitch?
The jig is up for your “revolutionary” offense in week three. That’s right, WEEK FUCKING THREE.
That’s pretty damn sorry, it took defensive coordinators a season to figure out the Wildcat. Your shit? Two
games. Go run a 7-on-7 drill on train tracks.
By the way,
visors went out in 2001 asshole.
FRIDAY
-Sometimes
you just get a snack attack.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE RUSH!
-Biopic detailing the legendary
rivalry between Grand Prix racers James Hunt (played by Chris Hemsworth) and
Niki Laura ( portrayed by Daniel Bruhl).
Worth a look.
WATCH UFC 165!
-If Jon "Bones" Jones is involved, you know someone is going to get their ass whipped.
WATCH LT: The Life & Times!
-Showtime’s
Lawrence Taylor Documentary premieres tonight at 7 CST. Sure to be filled with bone-shattering sacks and
cocaine-fueled freakouts.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout Out to the Los Angeles Dodgers. How do you celebrate winning your
division? Dance Party of
course. Take it away Yasiel Puig
and random little dude!
As always, thank you for your support of the WST. Be cool, and make love to the weekend.
-WST
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