All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Thanks to some questionable
decision making by Tampa Bay Linebacker Lavonte David and the fact that the
Bucs are just a living, breathing example of mediocrity, the Jets walked off
with a 17-14 win Sunday afternoon and this little shit wasn’t shy about letting
people know about it.
Anyone with a 7 year-old ballsy enough to hit this kid
in the throat please contact me immediately
-Uh-oh
looks like McD’s is trying to give Taco Bell some competition for the
bro/stoner demographic…
Unfortunately, the “Shitz Box” is only available in Kansas
City (of course).
TUESDAY
-Despite
Football dominating the Sports scene right now, Baseball is still here to remind
you they can scrap too. Well
maybe not physically fight…but come out of the dugout and yell at each other
loudly.
Buck Showalter should probably chill. Joe Giradi will kick your dusty old
ass.
-A
game in Lebanon County, Pennsylvania got nuts when Hamburg High QB/Safety
Joseph Cominksy pulled the helmet off Anneville-Cleona lineman Josh Hartman and
beat him with it several times.
Cominsky’s coaches were unaware he spent his summer at
Antonio Smith’s Football camp.
WEDNESDAY
-Get
ready for the future everyone…
I present you
with…LIL’ BEAST MODE!
All that’s missing is a dive into the endzone while grabbing
his dick. Darren Sharper…you’re
next!
-Why
can’t all Piano bars be like this?
I’d throw on a nice suit and sip bourbon until the Sun rose.
THURSDAY
-Thursday
Night Football was terrible.
Receivers from both teams were dropping more balls than beats at an EDM
concert.
It was an especially horrendous viewing experience for
me. I know it’s only week two, but
fuck the Patriots receiving core.
Kenbrell Thompkins, you jabroni piece of shit. I put my FAITH in you. I actually
drafted you late thinking it would be a steal because hey, SOMEONE has to catch
some of the 30 TD’s Tom Brady was going to throw this year. Since Danny
Amendola gets hurt every time the wind blows, I figured you’d be the guy. Welcome to the my fantasy football doghouse chump.
-Basketball
Blindside and Marky Mark?
Jimmy Buckets is moving up in the world. Get that man in Contraband 2! The hell is up with the hair
though? You need a fade brother.
FRIDAY
-Texas
Tech Coach Kliff Kingsbury is that dude.
The ladies love him and his Red Raiders just beat #24 ranked TCU 20-10
last night. PJ Fleck should take
caution…the Swaggiest College Coach of 2013 title just became a two-man race.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
WATCH TEXAS A&M-ALABAMA!
-The legend of Johnny Football either gets knocked down a
notch or rises to a whole new level Saturday. Personally, I’m hoping for the latter. Kid is the anti-Tebow and I love it.
WATCH CANELO-MAYWEATHER!
-75
bones for the slight chance Money Mayweather loses to the future of the
sport. It probably won’t happen,
but are you willing to miss it? I
know I’m not.
PUT THOSE SHORTS UP!
-
Almost got sick leaving my window open last night. Sweatpants and Fleece time! Pick up some Hot Cocoa too! If you’re not drinking Swiss Miss, I can’t even fuck with
you.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout Out to World Wrestling Entertainment commentator Jim
Ross! For 39 years, Good ol’ JR was always around to let you know when "bizness was about to pick up!"
Thank you for your continued support of the WST. Do your
thing over the weekend!
-WST
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