All the stories you know and ones you don’t, but should.
Welcome to FULL CIRCLE
MONDAY
-Stanley
Cup Action! And look at the fine
Wi-Fi options available if you happened to be in Boston’s TD Garden for game three?
(Compliments of the Chicago Tribune’s Chris Kuc)
Kane is a weenie? GAUD ONA BASTON!
-Also,
I think Arizona Coach Rich Rodriguez and his staff may have watched Tombstone one
time too many.
I’m going to guess they cut the part where Lane Kiffin
and his USC outlaws ride into town and demand to play for blood.
TUESDAY
-Kawhi Leonard will put you on a poster and poke you in the
eye at the same damn time.
Do you see the white light Mike Miller? Do you?!
-Oh,
and here’s Patriots owner Robert Kraft throwing up a familiar symbol…
I’ve seen this before…
Illuminati? Showing an affiliation with Jay-Z’s Roc
Nation? Or both? You decide.
WEDNESDAY
-America
had their thumbs inches away from the hate-mode button late Tuesday/early
Wednesday and then…
SON OF A...SWEET JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH!!!!! Tie game. Overtime. You know the rest of the story.
-
Do you know how to skate? Can you
shoot a Hockey puck? If so, then yes my friends, you
too could’ve probably scored on Corey Crawford Wednesday night.
I think he owes Brent Seabrook a Jamba Juice for saving his
ass.
THURSDAY
-AARONNNNNN HERNANDEZZZZ!!!! YOU
COT SUM SPLAININ TU DUE MANEEE!!!!.
-
Here’s Spurs coach Gregg Popovich giving LeBron a hug after Miami’s game 7
victory game.
Classy, but don’t fret Heat haters, I’m pretty sure it was
all a ruse by Pop in an attempt to get close enough to shank him.
He probably just forgot the shiv in his other coat pocket.
FRIDAY
-David
Beckham causes a riot in Shanghai?
David Beckham causes a riot in Shanghai.
I’ve seen the same thing happen at McDonald’s whenever they
bring the McRib or Strawberry Crème pies back.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re
not drunk or doing something better…
SEE WORLD WAR Z!
-Dudes
love Zombies. Chicks love Brad
Pitt. It’s a date night movie for
everyone!
WATCH THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!
-Hockey
fans will tell you they’re glad Basketball season is done because the focus
will now shift to Hockey and technically they’re correct; the night the Stanley Cup
is won, ESPN will double it’s coverage on Sportscenter...
That means a whole 10 minutes before switching back
to the top story of the prayer group Tebow will inevitably start with Pats teammates.
GO TO THE BEACH!
-Saturday
afternoon should be a perfect day to hit the sand, throw the Football around, and check out some shallow, yet beautiful women!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Happy Birthday to my guy Graley! Today, he turns 27 and is a piece of shit...but I like him
anyway! Enjoy that birthday meat
kid!
Good first week back!
I’ll see you Monday!
-WST
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