MONDAY
-Former LaSalle University basketball standout Shanel Harrison is throwing one-hitters in Finland...
Fuck a Floyd Mayweather, if Rounda Rousey is still looking for someone to fight, I think Harrison should be able to oblige her.
-Little known fact:
The Headless Horseman was black....and had MAD ups son!
TUESDAY
-NFL FREE AGENCY!
-The Colorado Avalanche brought in that one dude from Imagine Dragons for an awful hype video full of lip-synching hockey players....
Very early in the game but the week's winners are the Broncos and ruthless-ass John Elway who came straight out of the gate and signed three of the market's best defenders (Aqib Talib, TJ Ward, DeMarcus Ware) within 24 hours.
Check this quote from Elway though:
"If you didn't want me to scoop them up, you should have treated them better!"
Jesus...is he running a pro football franchise or a stable of prostitutes outside a Waffle House?
Clearly an "all in" approach in Denver...
Check this quote from Elway though:
"If you didn't want me to scoop them up, you should have treated them better!"
Jesus...is he running a pro football franchise or a stable of prostitutes outside a Waffle House?
Clearly an "all in" approach in Denver...
My money says they still get waxed if they make it back to the Super Bowl though!
Before I saw them perform with Kendrick Lamar at the GRAMMYs, I thought Imagine Dragons was just a new Disney/Pixar movie.
WEDNESDAY
-Damn....
UEFA fined FC Bayern was fined 50,000 pounds for that one. That's alot for a pretty lame sign.
-Creighton scoring machine Doug McDermott is pretty dope but...
Seriously? Stop that comparison right now before things get out of hand!
THURSDAY
-Chandler Parsons drops his version of the "people's elbow" on Mike Dunleavy!
But fuck all that shit right now...
Selection Sunday is just over 48 hours away...
Yes, it's March Madness time again!
That means money pools, rocking college shirts to casual friday and wasting precious work hours trying to keep the boss from noticing that we're more concerned about this year's Florida Gulf Coast taking a huge shit on our brackets than those TPS reports.
Unfortunately, it's also that time a year where a special breed of vermin emerges from it's hell-hole....
The College Basketball purist!
CBPs ranks #2 behind entitled hockey pricks in my delusional Sports Fan power rankings.
Hate em! Can't stand em! I'd love to put em all on a island and nuke it until that bitch glows like a new pair of Air Force 1s on a spring day.
For some reason (known to only them), these cretins believe that 18-20 year old children sloppily playing to a 54-51 final score is somehow a better game than the NBA.
Why?
Because of the pageantry, the passion, the emotion?
The hell outta here.
Listen, I don't give a damn if you and your whole lame-ass family went to Syracuse or not,
March Madness is only fun because CASH is on the line!
Try watching the tournament without four different brackets at $25 bucks a pop sometime...yeah, I knew you couldn't.
There are only two good reasons to watch regular season College Basketball; to watch the dudes who will bolt for the NBA at season's end and to have some sort of background knowledge for your picks.
But when it comes to being entertained? I'll take last Sunday's regular season Bulls-Heat game over the National Championship any day.
-You know how I know that new "Draft Day" movie isn't realistic? Check out the flick's latest poster...
-Chandler Parsons drops his version of the "people's elbow" on Mike Dunleavy!
But he comes back and drops 18 points (shame on you Houston) in the third quarter and finished with 21 points, seven rebounds and two assists as the Bulls spank the Rockets 111-87
But fuck all that shit right now...
Selection Sunday is just over 48 hours away...
Yes, it's March Madness time again!
That means money pools, rocking college shirts to casual friday and wasting precious work hours trying to keep the boss from noticing that we're more concerned about this year's Florida Gulf Coast taking a huge shit on our brackets than those TPS reports.
Unfortunately, it's also that time a year where a special breed of vermin emerges from it's hell-hole....
The College Basketball purist!
CBPs ranks #2 behind entitled hockey pricks in my delusional Sports Fan power rankings.
Hate em! Can't stand em! I'd love to put em all on a island and nuke it until that bitch glows like a new pair of Air Force 1s on a spring day.
For some reason (known to only them), these cretins believe that 18-20 year old children sloppily playing to a 54-51 final score is somehow a better game than the NBA.
Why?
Because of the pageantry, the passion, the emotion?
The hell outta here.
Listen, I don't give a damn if you and your whole lame-ass family went to Syracuse or not,
March Madness is only fun because CASH is on the line!
Try watching the tournament without four different brackets at $25 bucks a pop sometime...yeah, I knew you couldn't.
There are only two good reasons to watch regular season College Basketball; to watch the dudes who will bolt for the NBA at season's end and to have some sort of background knowledge for your picks.
But when it comes to being entertained? I'll take last Sunday's regular season Bulls-Heat game over the National Championship any day.
-You know how I know that new "Draft Day" movie isn't realistic? Check out the flick's latest poster...
Pretty sure it's been a long time since anything like that came out of Browns front-office exec's mouth.
FRIDAY
-Who's ready for a Baron Davis comeback?!
DOMINANT FAT DUDES!
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…
NOTHING!
Unless you're busy being a grown-up with work or you know, a family, you pretty much have no excuse not to toss on some green and get ridiculous Saturday.
By the way, you have my full permission to your spend Sunday on the couch with some mozzarella sticks, a gallon of water and a stack of movies.
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to Hal Douglas!
You'd never recognize his face but I have a feeling you'll recognize his voice...
Douglas passed away yesterday due to complications from pancreatic cancer. He was 89.
R.I.P. Hal...movie trailers will never be the same.
Closing time! Some motherfuckers....
-WST'
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