FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY-AIN'T GONNA HURT NOBODY!

All the stories you know, and ones you don’t, but should. Welcome to FULL CIRCLE FRIDAY

MONDAY

-NBA All-Star weekend looked like a good time...

I gotta hand it to Pharrell for making the feel-good song of the year.  Play that track anytime you have a bad day and you'll suddenly feel like you got a promotion, found a $100 dollar bill and got laid all within four minutes.

-5'3, 130 pound running back Jen Walter became the first female at the position to play in a men's professional game as she tried out for the Texas Revolution indoor club.

She ended up with three goal line carries for -1 yard, or as I like to call them...Trent Richardson numbers.

TUESDAY

-Alright! College Jeopardy!

 Alright!  African-American History!

 Oh damn, well...this is awkward.

I'm sure they were just avoiding this category until the end because it's their favorite. That's totally it, right?  Right?!

-Ohhhhhhhhh!  Baby gets taken to school and then probably gets taken to pre-school!  Someone give that toddler's ankles a eulogy!!!! 

STILL better defense than anything you saw in the All-Star game.  In fact, I hear the Nets are ready to sign her to a four-year deal with the ability to opt-out after three.

WEDNESDAY

-Available now for your pledge dollars on Kickstarter.com....

Seems like a worthwhile project.  Check out the alternate cover...

-Carmelo Anthony...stay thirsty my friend.

Best Part?  Some guy broke this whole situation down and reacts as if he's stumbled onto something more than a just a NBA player checking out a cutie.

"He KNOWS shorty!"  I  love a good NBA groupie conspiracy theory.

THURSDAY

Shit....

USA women's hockey blows a late lead and falls to Canada in OT of the gold medal game, 3-2.

-KNOCK, KNOCK, WHO'S THERE, GOLD MEDAL IN THE FACE, THAT'S WHO'S THERE! 

Good fucking job USA.  That display of Canadian pride is all on you. You ladies jagged.

But fuck all that shit right now....

It's the NBA trade deadline and like every year, we are subjected to numerous "insider" reports and speculation of big-name players such as Melo or Rajon Rando's punk-ass being moved as the date inches nearer...

Let's run down a list of the day's big trades:

-Pacers ship Danny Granger (always injured) to the Sixers for Evan Turner (no one likes him).

-Nuggets send Andre Miller (old as the bible) to the Wizards for Jan Vesely (garbage, but has a tall, PDA-loving girlfriend)

-Clippers send Antwan Jamison (hasn't been good since '08) to the Hawks and Byron Mullins (lol) to the Sixers for a bag of basketballs and a case of blue Gatorade.

-Cavaliers acquire Spencer Hawes (nutcase Obama birther).

-Spurs send Nando de Colo (sounds like a delicious Italian cookie) to the Raptors for Austin Daye (on his fourth team in the last year).

-Warriors pack MarShon Brooks (could be good someday, but nobody feels like finding out) to the Lakers for Steve Blake (Alex Smith's sharpshooting clone).

-Rockets ship Aaron Brooks (they've traded him twice now) to the Nuggets for Jordan Hamilton (who).

-Oh and can't forget the Nets sending the body of Jason Terry (murdered by Lebron last season) and Reggie Evans (Kimbo Slice) to Sacramento for Marcus Thornton (likes to score, also likes to shoot when he shouldn't).

HOT-DAMN! THAT'S SOME IMPRESSIVE WHEELIN' AND DEALIN'!!!! GLAD I STAYED GLUED TO TWITTER ALL DAY TO CATCH THOSE HOT MOVES!!!!!

Kiss my ass Marc Stein!  Drink and drive Chris Broussard!  

Hit me up when you have some relevant Basketball transactions to offer!

-North Carolina beats Duke 74-66 in another edition of college basketball's most overrated rivalry...

Nothing screams, "we thought we were gonna get waxed!" like UNC students rushing the court.  Excuse me, but isn't this TOBACCO ROAD? Home of Jordan, Worthy, Stackhouse, Carter, not Morehead State!  Bad form, you wack-ass chumps.

FRIDAY

-The Tampa Bay Buccanners unveil their new logo, well not really...

Just a bigger, more pissed-off skull...basically Skeletor on a helmet.

   

WEEKEND WATCH!

What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re not drunk or doing something better…

WATCH USA-CANADA OLYMPIC HOCKEY!

See? Canadians are bat-shit crazy.  Let's go USA!

WATCH THE 2014 NFL COMBINE!

NFL prospects, agents, coaches, scouts, and front-office personnel descend on Indianapolis for the league's underwear olympics!  Four days full of 40 times, bench presses, back alley deals and Steak N' Shake!

SEE POMPEII!

I guess "Jon Snow vs. The Volcano" wasn't a good enough title.

FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!

Recognizing whomever the hell I want!

Shout-out to James Harden...oh...Hardens!

So many beards.  Looks like Black America finally found it's answer to Duck Dynasty!

Turn off the lights, light a candle!  I'm done. We could've had something special!

-WST