MONDAY
-I can only imagine that this guy has SPOT-ON NBA opinions and analysis. LeBron hate is still a thing? He was in Cleveland, went to Miami and came back to Cleveland, get the fuck over it.
Dickie V gives @AshleyJudd a good luck smooch prior to @KentuckyMBB 's game with the Hogs. #SECMBB #AllKentucky #bbn pic.twitter.com/CLs6ustCaj
— UK Photo (@UKphotogs) March 15, 2015
-That's what it looks like when a date went well, but NOT that well. Never a good sign when the girl's neck goes backwards and straight up like that. She's going to to have the taste of Hooters Wings, Coke Zero and Mike Kyrzyewski's ass in her mouth for weeks.
TUESDAY
-Here's Hall of Famer Tommy Lasorda doing some kind of old-person bathroom dance...
-Here's Hall of Famer Tommy Lasorda doing some kind of old-person bathroom dance...
-Why hasn't he died yet? I can't see anything he's really got left to contribute to society. Not that he had much in the first place.
-Here's some Brazilian soccer player bitching at a lineswoman only to get told right the fuck off...
And that's what happens when your wife refs your games.
WEDNESDAY
Had six brackets and five of them are all fucked up like your one Uncle who fought in Korea thanks to the Cyclones.
This is why I'm just a casual fan and only watch College Hoops to see the guys who will be playing in the NBA next year.
Fuck College Basketball.
If you like it, you probably also enjoy things like snuff porn and Hairbo sugar-free gummy bears.
-In another edition of, Life Comes At You Fast....
SEE THE GUNMAN!
Sean Penn is trying to cash in on the whole "Old dude kicks a lot of ass" premise that has kept Denzel and Liam Neeson swimming in the dough. However, he's a little too weird for it to work out.
GO TO BRUNCH!
You know what's awesome? Breakfast Poutine! I mean any kind of Poutine is flames but when you throw eggs, scallions and hot chilies in the party...good eatin!
-Dallas Sportscaster Dale Hansen dropped a pipe bomb on theCowboys over their decision to sign former-Panthers Defensive End Greg "The Kraken" Hardy."
I like the "Barney Fife" smack in reference to Roger Goodell. The only problem is that we're not Baby Boomers. No one knows what the hell you're talking about there Dale.
-Good thing he remembered to wear a pair...
Or else those cheerleaders would be a little more intrigued than they already are.
THURSDAY
-TOURNEY TI................OH SHIT!
Already huh?! Well....
But fuck all that shit right now...I gotta holla at YOU Iowa State!
YO! What in the blue hell Hoidberg?! Ya realize you corn-munching motherfuckers busted over 90 percent of the brackets out there with that bullshit loss to UAB?
People came into work (or just skipped it) yesterday pumped and within three hours had to finish the rest of their days with that fart of a performance lingering in their nostrils.
I thought Iowa State was going to mow some teams down!
Probably my fault...maybe I got a little nostalgic...Jamal Tinsley and Marcus Fizer weren't walking through the door and tossing maroon and gold jerseys on...but damn, you couldn't make it to at least the second round match up?
That nickname they gave you? The "Mayor?"
Not anymore. Your name is fucking Fred P. Hoidberg, (L)Ames, IA resident.
A lot of people (including myself) think this guy will have the Chicago Bulls coaching gig by this time next year...
The next Bulls coach just lost in Round One to a 14-seed. You might want to start sticking up for your boy Thibs, Chicago fans.
— Bill Simmons (@BillSimmons) March 19, 2015
The Chicago media will be happy to know that Fred Hoiberg's team won't be exceeding their minutes restrictions for the NCAA Tournament.
— Frank Isola (@FisolaNYDN) March 19, 2015
Well, Fred Hoiberg is definitely ready for that Chicago Bulls job. He has the early postseason exit part down perfectly
— Larry Brown (@LBSports) March 19, 2015
Well after that game, I imagine Tom Thibodeau was just sitting in his office like...This is why I'm just a casual fan and only watch College Hoops to see the guys who will be playing in the NBA next year.
Fuck College Basketball.
If you like it, you probably also enjoy things like snuff porn and Hairbo sugar-free gummy bears.
-In another edition of, Life Comes At You Fast....
FRIDAY
-If you're bracket isn't boned yet, give it about two more hours today and I promise you'll be as bitter and disappointed as the rest of us.
WEEKEND WATCH!
What you should be doing this weekend if you know, you’re bracket isn't in flames or something better...
SEE THE GUNMAN!
Sean Penn is trying to cash in on the whole "Old dude kicks a lot of ass" premise that has kept Denzel and Liam Neeson swimming in the dough. However, he's a little too weird for it to work out.
GO TO BRUNCH!
You know what's awesome? Breakfast Poutine! I mean any kind of Poutine is flames but when you throw eggs, scallions and hot chilies in the party...good eatin!
FRIDAY SHOUT-OUT!
Recognizing whomever the hell I want!
Shout-out to NFL Defensive Rookie of Year (and player I desperately wanted the Bears to draft) Aaron Donald! The Rams Defensive Tackle decided to show his pops some love and buy him a new Truck. Looks like he appreciates it too!
More games to bitch about so I am out. Is this a joke?!
-WST
